Kellyn Vuchetich

one thing they don’t tell you about being an adult is you often have to roll your neck around a little bit or else

why does mom specifically queuing up “there’s no place like home for the holidays” on the sonos feel like a threat

“…she’s on the move” “…she’s a girlboss” - two Lush employees after i greet them and make a beeline for a $12 bath bomb my mom will forget about a week after christmas

when the flight attendant hands me a little snack, she temporarily becomes my mom and the people in my row are at my sleepover

student: *squinting* why do you look like the babysitter from boss baby