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Kryfton
@kryfton
Old Video Games Enthusiast. Serial encourager. Friday night video store rental + 🍕 & 🎮 is my default setting.
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The cats out of the bag. I'm a wrestling smark. I'll be transparent though, I haven't watched since the Attitude Era but still enjoy it on occasion!
💪🏼Wrestling Empire
📱Mobile Android
🌐2021
💪🏼Wrestling Empire
📱Mobile Android
🌐2021
1:53
🎤 HWL PRESENTS: KRYFTON
"THE HEAD CASE!"
The arena lights suddenly cut out.
A strange, distorted voice echoes through the speakers.
"HEEEEEEEEE'S HERE..."
A spotlight hits the entrance ramp. A lone figure stands motionless, holding a blue slime in one hand.
The crowd doesn't know whether to cheer or run.
Ring Announcer:
"Ladies and gentlemen... making his way to the ring... accompanied by his one and only trusted friend... SLIME NUMBER ONE!"
"HE WEIGHS IN AT... WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS!"
"HE IS THE MOST UNPREDICTABLE, UNHINGED, AND COMPLETELY UNSTABLE SUPERSTAR IN THE HASHTAG WRESTLING LEAGUE..."
KRRRRRYYYYYFTON!!!
He suddenly turns toward the camera, grins, and whispers something to the slime before bursting into hysterical laughter.
KRYFTON'S MOTTO:
"YOU CAN'T BEAT CRAZY... BUT YOU CAN CERTAINLY TRY!"
Remember, HWL... KRYFTON ISN'T CRAZY. HE'S JUST THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON!"
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