Lauren Lavín

@lalavin666

laurenalavin.com Joined October 2016

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I wrote some fiction about being a dirtbag teenage musician in Northern California, inspired by the time I spent being a dirtbag teenage musician in Northern California. Very grateful to Z.H. for putting this one out 🍳

Z.H. (Burial Magazine - SUBMISSIONS CLOSED) @BurialMagazine 6d

new story in burial: ‘girl singers’ by lauren lavín @lalavin666

burialmagazine.neocities.org/girlsingers
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Lauren Lavín @lalavin666 52m

What should I do to him as punishment for tweeting this?

Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen 1h

Having an unemployed Latina girlfriend be like
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Lauren Lavín @lalavin666 2h

All peace. No drama. 2027 is gonna be Heaven

karter @karterAKA 3h

2027 is going to feel like Heaven. Every single day
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Lauren Lavín @lalavin666 5h

Me: (wrapping our differently-sized leftover burritos in tinfoil after years of antipathetic-to-hateful feelings toward Minions) Wait, babe, I think I'm starting to get it.

Him: (eyes filling with tears)

Me: These burritos...are kinda like Minions

Him: BABY!!! YES!!!

Lauren Lavín @lalavin666 1d

Me realizing in 2027 I'll be a hot divorcée: Haha, hell yeah