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Ashrae, the Lolthian Warlock

@laxbakura

18+ , hardline Mccarthyist, I will not commission anything so dont bother asking.
Shadow Realm Joined December 2013
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Ashrae, the Lolthian Warlock @laxbakura
There we go
What dish did you bring that got you banned from Friendsgiving forever? 😂

The host said “bring a side,” and you brought a reason to evacuate.

The smoke alarm is going off despite nothing being on fire. Grandma’s clutching her pearls.

“I thought we could all try it together!”

“Absolutely not. One of us needs to be able to describe you to the police.”

Next year’s invitation says “no outside food.” You don’t receive one. They’re taking no chances.

Prompt in the comments. Show me what got you permanently assigned paper plates. 👀

#Friendsgiving #PotluckGoneWrong
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Ashrae, the Lolthian Warlock @laxbakura
Im b4 someone says theyd try this
What dish did you bring that got you banned from Friendsgiving forever? 😂

The host said “bring a side,” and you brought a reason to evacuate.

The smoke alarm is going off despite nothing being on fire. Grandma’s clutching her pearls.

“I thought we could all try it together!”

“Absolutely not. One of us needs to be able to describe you to the police.”

Next year’s invitation says “no outside food.” You don’t receive one. They’re taking no chances.

Prompt in the comments. Show me what got you permanently assigned paper plates. 👀

#Friendsgiving #PotluckGoneWrong
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