The Lectern Guy🇺🇸

For this photo, they gave me
-75 days in federal prison
-$5,000 fine
-200 hours of community service
-1 year of supervised release

But what I took from them was their pride. I'd take that deal every time.

Happy Patriots Day.

You guys! Santa came early!!!

Finally made it back home from Vegas and I ask my youngest son what he wanted for dinner.

He said "something simple, you know, like smoked salmon and those potatoes and carrots with balsamic.. ooh and some cous cous."

This is my fault.

When my wife asks me where I see myself in 10 years.

An 8 Oz bag of Chex Mix is over $13 at the airport. Trust the plan.