Liquidated Degen

Top 10 wins this year:

Colombian elections: +$57K cumulative
U.S. government shutdowns: +$57K cumulative

And throw in a random NCAA football game for good measure.

Life is good when you own 2 of the top 3 NFL futures at a cost basis of 4c.

Even better? They're in opposite conferences, so they could actually face off in the Super Bowl.

Imagine freerolling BOTH sides in the biggest game of the year.

Life is VERY good. 😎

Retard Market Alert ⏰

Market: AI Bubble Burst by Dec. 31, 2026?

Low-volume market with juicy liquidity rewards. Bots are farming the incentives without understanding what they're actually trading.

The rules require THREE conditions to be met. At first glance, it looks nearly impossible.

But dig a little deeper.

Condition 1: ✅ ALREADY MET
SMCI down 50% from its all-time high.

Conditions 2 & 3: ⏳
NVDA trades below $120.
SOXX ETF falls 40% from its all-time high.

Here's the kicker: The two remaining conditions are highly correlated.

The market is trading below 10c, but we can use options pricing to get a market-based benchmark.

NVDA's one-touch option for hitting $120 is priced at 18c. (see screenshot from bloomberg terminal)

And now there's an official investigation into NVDA, introducing another potential downside catalyst.

Bots farming liquidity rewards. A market nobody's paying attention to. Potential mispricing hiding in plain sight. Never seen EV this big on a finance market.

(Link to market below)

Today, a new candidate gets added to the French presidential election market: Teddy Riner.

Within minutes, the bots pump him above 40c on low liquidity.

And just like that, the bots start auto-balancing the rest of the field, handing me a buffet of cheap Lisnard, Retailleau, and Bardella shares.

wyd???

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