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2 Truths 1 Lie

1. A top 100 player fell asleep in the A&W bathroom at GOML 2026 for over an hour

2. Someone on NJ PR used to be someone else on NJ PR’s bully in grade school

3. There is a top 100 player who donated several hundred dollars to the chimptopia kickstarter

canadians have a home field advantage at their own events bc everyone from out of region has to also deal with their digestive system getting obliterated by tim hortons breakfast

everything involving “inspiration” in ssbu is larp. the concept of needing a protagonist mentality to become a top player is a lie. it is factually embarrassing to hinge your wellbeing on your results.

does anyone else still play town of salem? i still do pretty regularly CAA is so fun right now