 William Morrison, MD

Secrets are safe with me 🫶

Scout image from shoulder MRI resembles a sumo wrestler

My steps are inversely proportional to my RVUs

-Wawa store entrance: “Cheerio! After you, my good gentleman” (holds door)
-Wawa parking lot: “#%*@$!!!” (Death Race 2000)

Ready for the long winter 🫃🏻