TheBugle

@noaveragefan

I doom scroll and give my opinion of sports. I watch 10 college football games at a time. I’m not an addict

Joined August 2025

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Latest posts 5

Not gonna lie I agree with Oklahoma being upset with moving the game to Sunday.

It’s an 8 hour drive from Oxford to Norman. Very feasible to drive it instead of waiting 18 hours for a new charter

TheBugle @noaveragefan 12h

Or… love is more accurate and throws that deep and outside enough for the receiver to not have to slow and let the defender catch up

LOverrated Verified account @JordanLoverated 1d

It's funny because Jordan Love does this EXACT back foot ugly throw 4 times a game and DB's forget how to catch 🤦🏻‍♂️

If defenders didn't have bricks for hands he would lead the league in INT's every season 🧀
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TheBugle @noaveragefan 17h

Difference between video game and real life. Pressure comes quick in reality. In the game it’s slower and the higher camera angle allows for faster decision making.

James Mazzola Verified account @jmazzjd 1d

If you run cov zero vs the most moderately skilled, washed up, former professional Madden player you will get absolutely shredded.

The fact it works vs every 2026 NFL OC is mindboggling to me
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TheBugle @noaveragefan 1d

You know why their SOS is so high? Because a SEC schedule rockets up because “oh Oklahoma beat Texas so they must be a top 25 team”

Speaking of- citing LSU and Oklahoma as wins justifying being ranked 11 is exactly what we are talking about.

Trey Atkins @treyatkins24 2d

Teams are going to have to play conservative when losing now due to terrible takes like this.

Guess we forgot the LSU win and @ Oklahoma wins as well.

Oh btw: Kentucky SOS is ranked #4

Wake Forest SOS: #60
Texas Tech SOS: #73

You are a CFB account. Do better man.
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TheBugle @noaveragefan 2d

If the founding fathers were alive to read this retarded account they wouldn’t have ratified the first amendment

Snerd Industries Verified account @hail2snerd 2d

🚨🚨🚨 Breaking!🚨🚨🚨

8 Million dollar man!

8 million is the number one unnamed SEC GM said will be offered to Ethan Grunkemeyer when he tests the open market this coming offseason.

Yesterday it was announced that Mississippi State Quarterback Kamario Taylor will return for his junior season. He will receive a 7.5 million dollar NIL package for his efforts.

The consensus around CFB is that Grunkemeyer is the better QB and could command an even larger offer.

We reached back out to our source at Va tech and he said simply “Grunk will have a choice to make this offseason. Keep playing for the coach that recruited him out of high school on a nice NIL deal, or chase the money and start over at a new school.” When pressed on what VA tech’s offer could look like he said “Not even half of what Taylor got. We simply don’t have that kind of money here. The only school in the ACC that could even come close to paying that is Miami.”

It seems the Momentum has certainly switched lately in Blacksburg. Everything seemed to go right this past offseason in Blacksburg after hiring Franklin. It all culminated in July with the Hokie’s first offseason championship. It was Franklin’s 5th overall. Ironically five is one more than top 5 wins Franklin has. No active coach has more offseason championships! The Hokies are quickly finding out that it takes more than a few one time donations to fuel success at the highest level.

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