I want to shove rookie Leon out of my way and watch him stumble back 馃┓ I want to eye him up and down and go, "You're wearing that?" knowing full well he spent a little extra time getting ready 馃┓ I want to mess with his food while he's taking pictures of it 馃┓ I want to step on his brand-new white shoes 馃┓ I want to whisper something in a friend's ear in front of him, then tell him "don't worry about it" when he asks what we're talking about 馃┓