Naomi Rohatyn

Thrilled to announce that my (award-winning!) little short is now available to view on Reveel:

reveel.net/programs/13025…

Thank you so much to every single person who worked on Happy You Near 🎬🍿🙌🥂🍾♥️

The biggest threat to both our democracy and our economy is and always has been unchecked greed

I’m way too old to be a honeypot but fuck it, I’m multilingual, I’ve got fat tits, and men never shut the fuck up around me, so if anybody’s hiring

A man cheated on Halle Berry. A man cheated on Natalie Portman. A man cheated on Beyoncé. A man cheated on Emily Ratajkowski. A man cheated on Shakira. There is literally no level of physical attractiveness (or success for that matter) that “saves” a woman from being cheated on

I won’t be able to retire until I’m 97 years old because we’ve entrusted the economy to a dozen dipshits who think the stripper is into them for real