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Dad to Scarlett & Norah. Husband to Nancy. Comedian (yes really). Host @cbcdebaters, @debaterslive. Head writer @thepattersonian. Likes hats.
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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 @patterballs
Did this as a tribute to Gord Downie. It also serves as tribute to our other great Gords we’ve lost recently. Thanks @ComedyRecords for putting this lyric video together. #HappyCanadaDay
Comedy Records @ComedyRecords Jul 1, 2023
🇨🇦HAPPY CANADA DAY!🇨🇦 Enjoy a brand new track from Steve Patterson's forthcoming album!

Oh Canada, we love you Gordie!
Album details coming soon!
youtu.be/7aCtJMwldO8
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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 @patterballs
Football is more entertaining when played by dogs. This is not debatable.
Ravious101 🦅🇺🇸 Verified account @Ravious101 21h
A rogue corgi just hijacked the Panthers-Broncos halftime and led staff on a 40-yard comedy chase that Scott Hanson called like an actual play.

During the Panthers’ corgi race at Bank of America Stadium, one of the dogs decided the finish line was optional. It broke free, hit open field, and spent roughly 40 seconds juking, cutting, and forcing multiple staffers into full-speed dives that mostly hit nothing but turf. It paused near midfield to check itself on the big video board, then kept going until a group effort finally corralled it around the 40.

Hanson treated it like a RedZone highlight: “They can’t get him at the 40. They can’t get him at the 45! He’s at midfield! The corgi is loose, he’s checking to his left, checking to his right!” The dog in the blue vest looked completely unbothered the whole time.

Carolina’s actual defense has had its moments this season, but nothing quite matched the energy of four grown adults failing to catch a 25-pound dog with short legs and a vest. No one got hurt, the second half eventually started, and the Broncos won 26-21. The corgi still walked away with the unofficial Week 9 lead in broken tackles.
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