Went to the office dressed like this today and told everyone I was that iconic old woman who became infamous because of how aggressively she stalked Burt Reynolds in the 1980s and 90s. He’d find her in his Evening Shade dressing room and she’d always be wearing this shirt!
I feel like this is months late even though it’s not even the 31st yet but yes I too hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Tilda Swinton as Madame Blanc in Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria
If the only thing I accomplished in 2024 is obtaining this somehow still available email address the second I walked out of The Substance, that’s enough for me. Also this is the only way you can contact me now