Beefmaster

@pilotgeoduck

its better to cum in the sink than to sink in cum -Shen Tzu 🐸💤

Hamilton, Ontario Joined April 2015

1.6K Following 65 Followers 1.6K Posts

Latest posts 5

Beefmaster @pilotgeoduck Sep 13

I choose #FemboyHooters

Beefmaster @pilotgeoduck Apr 15

I member when it was called Twitter, and I'll never stop calling it that #MyXAnniversary

Beefmaster @pilotgeoduck Apr 6

Gotta keep your eyes open for the ghouls around

horse dentist Verified account @equine__dentist Apr 5

absolutely enthralled by this ghoulmaxxer

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Beefmaster @pilotgeoduck Apr 3

NIST would make for the best candles in the world

National Institute of Standards and Technology @NIST Apr 2

What’s that dried powder? It’s NIST’s domestic sludge SRM. Each bottle contains 40 grams of dried, pulverized domestic sludge. Scientists use the SRM to verify their measurements and calibrate their tests for detecting heavy metals (like lead) in their sludge samples.

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Beefmaster @pilotgeoduck Mar 28

I wish all dating app developers a very "fall down a flight of stairs while holding hot liquids" twitter dating might be the final option

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