my husband got me Ocarina of Time for my early birthday present yayyyyyyyy
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my mom got my toddler Spiderman pajamas so i put them on him tonight. he immediately started doing web shots. he has never seen Spiderman. is this some Intrinsic Boy Knowledge? do they come preloaded with this??
spent approximately 2 minutes moping about how cold and gray it is in Germany right now and then immediately turned the corner and saw them setting up the Christmas market YAYYYYYYYYYYYY
jetlag city it鈥檚 1am and we鈥檙e ALL UP woooooooo
landed with my thousand pounds of luggage and 26lb toddler. escalator broken. nice American woman saw me struggling with my carry on and carried it downstairs for me. got my checked bag. handle wouldn鈥檛 go up. nice German couple saw me struggling and got it up so i could pull it. somehow made it to the one direct train to my house within an hour of landing. got a compartment in the family carriage. the world is on my side today. everything鈥檚 comin up Milhouse.