Joanna Borns

love 2 order girl scout cookies

Never coulda predicted that The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald would become THE anti Christmas creep anthem

The thing about aging they don't warn you about is the amount of times you start saying "whoops" out loud.

How many mechanical birds am I gonna see on Halloween

I keep thinking about how people worked hard at their jobs all day long to give the google maps navigation robot voice vocal fry