Hey folks here's my impression of a guy who's wet the bed on Christmas day:
"oh no I've wet the bed and it's Christmas day"
"oh no I've wet the bed and it's Christmas day"
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Just settled into a 4 hour train journey and was about to start a film when suddenly a gaggle of rowdy drunk women plonk themselves in all the seats around me and proceed to say "sorry in advance for the noise"
Guess the film can wait then
Guess the film can wait then
@discordapp Yo, I got a call via Discord from a group of people I don't know and are not part of my friends list. Any way to prevent unknown people from straight up calling you?
Features of moving into an empty flat:
- washing hair with shower gel
- sleeping under dressing gown
- making toast in a pan
- brushing my teeth with a cactus
- discovering the wheel
- growing legs and leaving the ocean
- washing hair with shower gel
- sleeping under dressing gown
- making toast in a pan
- brushing my teeth with a cactus
- discovering the wheel
- growing legs and leaving the ocean
Why am I tweeting about tax at 3am