Shit Faced

Ur shadow confirms that light has traveled 93 million miles unobstructed only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the last feet thx 2 u

I would like to think i will die a heroic death...

But its more likely ill trip over my dog & choke on a spoonful of frosting.

racism is taught,
not something you are born with...

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."

if you are what you eat, im going to eat a victoria's secret model