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Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀

Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.

“It’s got to be blowjobs.”

Then she went further.

“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”

And then came the places.

The studio soundboard.

Planes.

Under blankets.

Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.

“No, I’m not actually.”

She was talking about international flights.

Lights out.

Blankets.

Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.

Alex’s reaction?

“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭

NBA legend Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife said ONE ONLYFANS FAN paid her $200,000 - and she wasn’t even NUDE 💀

Andy Cohen asked Larsa Pippen about her biggest OnlyFans payout.

Her answer?

“Probably like $200,000.”

Andy thought she meant all at once.

“No, within like two weeks from the same person.”

Then came the obvious question.

What did she have to show?

“I don’t do nudes.”

They moved on to foot pics.

Body pics.

Then Andy asked if she’d ever make a sex tape.

“Oh, HELL NO.”

Two hundred grand didn’t mean everything was on the menu 😭

Why does getting GHOSTED by someone you dated for 3 weeks hurt WORSE than breaking a bone?

When neuroscientists put heartbroken people inside an fMRI brain scanner, what lit up on the screen looked like a hard drug overdose.

Anthropologist Dr. Helen Fisher wanted to see what actually happens inside the human skull when someone rejects you or pulls away.

She recruited men and women who had just been dumped - people who couldn't sleep, couldn't eat, and were checking their ex's socials 50 times a day.

She placed them inside an fMRI scanner and showed them two photos:
1. A photo of a neutral acquaintance.
2. A photo of the person who just rejected them.

The second the ex's face appeared on screen, three specific regions of the brain lit up like a Christmas tree:

- The Ventral Tegmental Area (VTA): The exact same primal dopamine factory that activates during a cocaine or nicotine rush.
- The Nucleus Accumbens: The brain's core craving and obsession engine.
- The Anterior Cingulate Cortex: The region that processes real, physical bodily pain - like touching a hot stove.

Here is the darkest part of what Fisher discovered:

When a normal reward goes away, the brain gives up.
When a romantic partner pulls away, the brain does the opposite - it DOUBLES the dopamine craving.

Psychologists call it "Frustration Attraction." Because millions of years ago, losing your partner in the wild meant death, your nervous system treats rejection as an emergency. It floods you with physical pain and obsessive craving to force you to chase them down and fix the bond.

That urge to send a double-text at 2:00 AM isn't love.
It's literal chemical withdrawal.

What’s harder to break in real life: a toxic habit, or the withdrawal phase after cutting off someone you were obsessed with?

Anitta said she’s had SIXSOMES - and a boyfriend let HER pick who they swapped with 💀

Alex Cooper asked if she'd ever had a threesome.

“Oh, so many times.”

Then Anitta kept counting.

Three.

Four.

Six.

She also described a boyfriend who liked swapping couples.

He let HER choose the people.

She called it comfortable, respectful and fun.

Alex asked whether she ever got jealous.

Anitta said no.

Her problem was feeling disrespected.

“I get angry” 😭

Teyana Taylor said THREESOMES with NBA champ Iman Shumpert were HER IDEA 💀

People heard that she and her husband had threesomes.

Their assumption?

She must have been doing it to keep her man.

Teyana's answer:

“Nah. That was all me.”

Then she said it again.

“That was all me.”

She said SHE introduced the idea to Iman.

She was telling her husband what she wanted to do.

The NBA player wasn't the one making the pitch.

His wife was 😭