STANK

That shit stank

$STANK

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your grandfather bought gold.
your father bought Bitcoin.
your weird cousin bought $STANK and started seeing patterns in clouds.

BREAKING NEWS:
local meme coin develops consciousness.
first words: "who farted?"

somewhere, an AI is writing a 900-page report explaining why the smell is bullish.

the prophecy was never written.
it was encoded into the noise.
decode it before the timeline does.