Strange Donuts

Just saw a couple in a grey Nissan smoking cigs with the windows rolled up and I can’t understand why it made me so happy for them.

Pumpkin spiced plan b pills

Kids are getting drinks from the water hose for Halloween this year at my house. The candy is too high.

I’d let Fred Bird smash if I was drinking

If the moon is real, she’s really got her tiddies out rn.