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Sar Ha-Matbe’ot La-Goyim
Goysplaining your bags to you since 2018
Unchosen financial prophet
Lord of Gentile Liquidity
Goysplaining your bags to you since 2018
Unchosen financial prophet
Lord of Gentile Liquidity
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🗞️ THE DAILY FORESKIN
The CLARITY Act collapsed because crypto executives couldn’t stop fighting long enough to secure regulatory clarity.
An industry built on decentralization has finally decentralized its own political influence.
Banks remain protected.
Congress remains confused.
Your $43 in altcoins remains legally mysterious.
Pulling back today’s most uncomfortable headlines.
The CLARITY Act collapsed because crypto executives couldn’t stop fighting long enough to secure regulatory clarity.
An industry built on decentralization has finally decentralized its own political influence.
Banks remain protected.
Congress remains confused.
Your $43 in altcoins remains legally mysterious.
Pulling back today’s most uncomfortable headlines.
THE GOY OF THE WEEK 🏆
Congratulations to the Symbiosis dev team, who discovered that Bitcoin’s 21-million supply cap is merely a suggestion.
One hacker.
Twenty-five cents.
46 BILLION fake Bitcoin.
$770,000 gone.
All because somebody forgot to tell the smart contract:
“Number cannot be fucking negative.”
A generational achievement in decentralized Goynomics.
Congratulations to the Symbiosis dev team, who discovered that Bitcoin’s 21-million supply cap is merely a suggestion.
One hacker.
Twenty-five cents.
46 BILLION fake Bitcoin.
$770,000 gone.
All because somebody forgot to tell the smart contract:
“Number cannot be fucking negative.”
A generational achievement in decentralized Goynomics.
GOYNOMICS 101
Financial education by people who learned economics from a candlestick chart.
Today’s lesson: Exit Liquidity
Exit liquidity is when a project calls you “the community” right before using your buy order as an emergency exit.
Class dismissed. Portfolio dismissed. Dignity pending.
Financial education by people who learned economics from a candlestick chart.
Today’s lesson: Exit Liquidity
Exit liquidity is when a project calls you “the community” right before using your buy order as an emergency exit.
Class dismissed. Portfolio dismissed. Dignity pending.
ASK A GOY
Terrible answers to financially catastrophic questions.
Today’s question:
“Should I diversify my portfolio?"
Absolutely. Put half your money into a dog coin and the other half into a frog coin. That way, if mammals collapse, you still have amphibian exposure.
This is not financial advice. It is considerably worse.
Terrible answers to financially catastrophic questions.
Today’s question:
“Should I diversify my portfolio?"
Absolutely. Put half your money into a dog coin and the other half into a frog coin. That way, if mammals collapse, you still have amphibian exposure.
This is not financial advice. It is considerably worse.