bao

@theonlytruecel

college Joined May 2025

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bao @theonlytruecel Jul 23

working on being a more normal and well adjusted individual

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bao @theonlytruecel 1h

guy who uses tretinoin but doesn’t believe in sunscreen

bao @theonlytruecel 2h

i used to tweet so erratically and sleep so little that i could have been marked as living anywhere on earth. the twitter location update kinda ruined this for me

turd @_cuntasaurus 15h

my ospec level used to be so high that id fake goodnight tweets so people couldnt gauge my timezone from my posting times
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bao @theonlytruecel 8h

insane how this college near me has access to all this compute but they haven’t done anything useful with it

bao @theonlytruecel 9h

ascending to get hired by palantir