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Good morning mammals, hope you enjoyed the mandatory honeypot training refresher courses your HR sent out to your C-levels

Unfortunately, your CEO skipped the training, your CFO bought our backdoored wallet, and your CTO just proposed to a nation state baddie

Good morning ONLY to those who survived another night blindfolded in a cage fighting 1,000 invisible AI ninjas, or whatever rejected Naruto filler arc these venture capital funded marketing cry babies are passing off as a threat model this week

Auspicious time to bring this back out.

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No malloc intended.

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