vx-underground

> be me
> have baby
> baby crying
> hysterical
> won't calm down
> panic
> go to urgent care
> they worried
> "go to ER"
> go to emergency room
> they worried
> perform tons of tests
> can't figure out what's wrong
> nurses give him teddy bear
> give him snacks
> crying for like, 5 hours
> sudden change in behavior
> he lets out diabolical fart
> nasty, putrid, foul
> immediately calms down
> running around
> happy

Dawg, they did so many fucking X-rays, they couldn't figure out what was wrong. They thought maybe he had an intestinal blockage, or a broken bone somewhere, or maybe a hair line fracture because he's so tiny. I spent most of my Sunday at the hospital for a fart

They're going to bill me thousands upon thousands of dollars, for a fart

the ceo of nvidia did what

Man, I feel like such a piece of shit sometimes.

Sometimes I'll make a post online, not even really thinking about it, because in my little brain I'm like, "haha that's funny, my friends will think it's funny too".

But, I forget that my audience is over 450,000 people...

Sometimes I fuck up, because I should ask myself "Is this an appropriate thing to say to someone in front of 450,000 people? Could this person misinterpret my comment? Is making this post in front of 450,000 people going to cause any problems?", etc, but instead I type something and hit send

Then a few hours later I'm like, "fuck, I fucked up, I shouldn't have said that".

The attached image is an aerial view of Woodstock in 1969. That is approx. 400,000 people. My audience is this with an additional 50,000 more...

So, I'm sorry to some people who I've accidentally been a dick towards. I genuinely do not intend to be rude, or seem like I'm trying to put you on blast. As dumb as it is, sometimes I just don't think things through, or think about how insanely large my audience is. I fuck sometimes. I'm sorry.

I do try to not be dumb and make mistakes, but unfortunately sometimes I slip up. Again, I'm sorry.

No mallace intended

> @dillon_mulroy
> makes "ai slop posters" feed
> recommends block them
> clean your feed
> blocking them also penalizes their slop account
> larger accounts mean bigger penalty
> be me
> have 458,000+ followers
> blocking them is huge penalty

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