When Wit Hits The Fan

I couldn’t come up with a joke about crime so I’ve been sent to prison. I’m sure I’ll think of a pun before I finish my sentence.

Publishing a thrilling book on DIY orthodontia. Brace Yourself!

Let me get your number!
"Sure! It's length times width-"
Length times width?
"Yeah, that's my area code."

Will you be attending their funeral?
“I’m not sure…do you know if it’s open casket?”
Remains to the seen.

I swear she’s innocent! Mona Lisa was framed!