Yoko Haraoka

On the phone to make a payment with credit card
Receptionist: what’s your CVC?
Me: yeah it’s a CITI card (with a friendly laugh)
Receptionist: no, the code of the back of your card

I’ve done this at least 5 times.

@GiuliaRozzi gave birth to a baby girl wearing a mask. She wore a mask while a tiny human is being born. So why can’t you?

I have anxiety sweat when a tiny kid on stroller saw me at a store and start talking to me in better English than mine. I say hi and ignore the rest of what she is saying👌

I wonder when babies start smelling their parents’ morning breath💨 👶 Mine doesn’t seem to be annoyed yet when I talk to her so close in the morning after eating so much garlic the night before.

Just had the weirdest dream that I witnessed a chicken giving birth (it screamed so loud) in front of people while I was waiting at supermarket for an old woman at seafood section to cut some frozen squid for me. And I recorded the scenes of the birth and the video went viral🐣🦑