Autocamper

@northernassist please can you tell someone manning the 11:06 to Crewe today to turn the air con on and full please. This is inhumane.

@networkrail thanks for making my train stupidly late as usual. I really appreciate the meditative nature of the time spent with lairy kids on Piccadilly station. Love you. Keep up the good work. Have my babies.

@RailwayNorthern give up.

@AvantiWestCoast 7:58 to Piccadilly from Euston. Make it move please. Just make it go forward. Please. I'm begging you.

@TPExpressTrains if you're going to continue to make every train I ever get on late please provide a buffet car with table service and delicious hot meals... Or alternatively can you employ people to hand me the price of my ticket on leaving any service.

Thank you.