Mark

@Daily_Express What a pathetic news story, It’s a female playing football in a pair of shorts! Watch any football match this weekend and you will see 22 men in shorts, which I assume will not be reported in the same manner.

@thismorning @Rick_Stein I have to say that if I’d had a bet on who would drop the ‘P’ word on This Morning, my money would have gone on the fully tattooed guy and not Rick Stein! #thismorning #rickstein

I have never seen someone as misplaced on stage as Josh Widdicombe is on @bbcstrictly since Al Jolson presented the KKK man of the year awards! #Strictly #BBCStrictly

I have to say that @WayneRooney was absolutely spot on with his analysis of the game and our sit-back tactics after we took the lead. Nobody else seemed to want to back him up, but he was honest, frank and totally correct. #EngArg #England #BBC

The Wonderwall song at the end of the England World Cup games is absolutely brilliant. Surely someone should think about releasing it as a single. I think it would chart quite well! #Wonderwall #England #WorldCupSong