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My son just showed me this clip by Aussie band Playlunch, about their angry neighbor's bad temper. It made me laugh, so i thought i'd search for it so i could share it, but i could only find this live version of the first verse.
Warning: It does contain swearing.
Warning: It does contain swearing.
🚨BREAKING NEWS: St Kilda East in Crisis After Band “Playlunch” Drops Scathing Anthem Exposing Local Menace ‘Keith’
ST KILDA EAST — Melbourne band Playlunch has ignited a cultural firestorm with their unfiltered rock anthem “Keith”… a sonic middle finger to every miserable, self-righteous, sanctimonious, teal-voting boomer pest living on Hotham Street who thinks his trailer is the final line of defence between society and total collapse.
The song, which opens with the immortal line “The bloke was seething…,” quickly spirals into a poetic tirade chronicling a neighbour named Keith… a man who embodies everything wrong with Australia’s smug elite: retired but outraged, solar panels but no soul, and a mouth full of council regulations.
Keith, reportedly last seen aggressively folding his recycling bins into right angles, is believed to be a composite character inspired by a real St Kilda East resident known for doorknocking with petitions about “leaf blower etiquette,” attending Teal “climate grief circles,” and being aroused only by parking infringement notices.
Witnesses claim Keith attends ABC Q&A tapings for sexual release, believes Dr. Karl is the Dalai Lama, and corrects people on the “true meaning” of inclusion while clutching his copy of The Monthly like it’s a bible.
The track reaches its lyrical climax when Keith, allegedly “like a dog in a cage,” rips off his Speedos and screams:
“DON’T F*CK WITH MY TRAILER, C*NT!”
… a line that has now been immortalised in pub jukeboxes, gym playlists, and the collective memory of every tenant who’s ever been dobbed in for an “unauthorised plant box.”
The ABC immediately labelled the song “problematic but undeniably catchy,” before quietly emailing Playlunch to ask if they’d consider performing at an upcoming fundraiser for “Woke Men’s Mental Health: Healing Through Kale.”
Theories swirl that Keith may actually be Dr. Karl in witness protection, finally snapping after hearing someone call Pluto a “planet” or discovering that Playlunch don’t recycle guitar picks.
Meanwhile, Keith was last seen shirtless, pacing near his trailer, muttering “I phoned the council… and the bloke said it was mine…” as the council call centre muted his number for the fifth time that week.
Coming soon to a teal fundraiser near you…
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Jfc. I was today years old when i found out about this horror.
