Bill Wise

Me (to my CMO): Hey @AaronGoldman, it looks like @AdtechGod is out-marketing you over at @PossibleEvent… WTF?!?

CMO: People who take taxi’s are not in our target demo… we target Uber Premium SUV…

Me: That’s why you’re my CMO… See you soon!

#Possible2024 #MadTech

Was just watching “Nobody Wants This” season 3 (great show btw) and hear a smoke alarm chirping. So annoying! So, we pause the show. Check the alarms. Open the Nest app. Find one showing yellow. Convinced I’ve cracked the case! 💥

Hit play. Chirping starts again.

IT’S THE F#%^ING SHOW!!!!!!! OMFG!

To whoever decided to put a low-battery smoke alarm in the actual show: “Nobody Wants THIS” 😂

Through 3 games, Darian Mensah has 11 touchdowns & only 8 incompletions! @DarianMensah @CanesFootball

@grok, has this ever happened before?

Bob Lord of @HorizonMedia predicts: Cannes 2026 will be all about… TRANSPARENCY! @rwlord #WiseWords

Just heard that New York City incumbent Mayor Eric Adams has made a decision to drop out of the NYC Mayor’s race by the end of this week. The single only way to beat Mamdani is if there is only 1 opponent…